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Monthly Archive for August, 2009

Fried Boiled Eggs

A few days ago in a thread on CRF, a request was made for someone to document the making/tasting of fried boiled eggs, which was an idea that one of the stoners from that article had, um, hatched.
Here is the fulfillment of that request:

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Asian Kid Plays “Billie Jean”

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Quake II: Beated

I gotta hand it to the Strogg Leader “Makron”… he was more of a challenge than Armagon was. But luckily I had been hoarding plasma and slugs…
Yeah, I never finished Quake II till now. Do you find that funny? Does that somehow… amuse you? Fuck you.

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This Is Lycanthropy

Aooooooooooooh!

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