Uncle Gropey Xtreme! – Because Fark Is Gay

Drawing cocknballs with the Etch-A-Sketch® of life…

Monthly Archive for January, 2009

Before I forget how I did this:
Loose Omelette with Spam®
1 handfull fresh spinach leaves
1 medium red potato
1 medium yellow onion
1/2 can Spam®
4 slices Land O’ Lakes® American Cheese
4 pats of butter
2 eggs
1 packet Goya® con azafran seasoning
Finely cube Spam and begin frying in a non-stick pan over medium high heat with the butter, flipping once [...]

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And Speaking Of Turnips…

Someone gave me some pretty good turnips, so I decided to make turnip pasta. It actually tastes pretty damned good. Here’s how:
Pasta From Turnips
About 1 lb turnips
2 or so Cups Bread Flour
2 or so Cups Semolina Flour
salt
garlic powder
olive oil
1 Egg
Peel, cut, and boil turnips until all the way tender, drain
as well as possible [...]

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Officially A Hick

I spent the day shredding my back pasture, then I came in and cooked turnips.
I believe this makes it certifiable.

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