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Monthly Archive for May, 2008

Crazy Subway Girl

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Playing Around With Camera

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var s0 = new SWFObject(”http://unclegropey.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer/player.swf”,”n0″,”400″,”280″,”7″);
s0.addParam(”allowfullscreen”,”true”);
s0.addParam(”allowscriptaccess”,”always”);
s0.addParam(”wmode”,”opaque”);
s0.addVariable(”id”,”n0″);
s0.addVariable(”controlbar”,”bottom”);
s0.addVariable(”height”,”280″);
s0.addVariable(”playlist”,”none”);
s0.addVariable(”width”,”400″);
s0.addVariable(”autostart”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”bufferlength”,”1″);
s0.addVariable(”displayclick”,”play”);
s0.addVariable(”icons”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(”linktarget”,”_blank”);
s0.addVariable(”mute”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”quality”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(”repeat”,”none”);
s0.addVariable(”resizing”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(”shuffle”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”stretching”,”uniform”);
s0.addVariable(”volume”,”90″);
s0.addVariable(”aboutlink”,”http://www.longtailvideo.com/players/”);
s0.addVariable(”file”,”http://unclegropey.com/frog.flv”);
s0.write(”video0″);

A Bullfrog in my pond. Forgive the shakes, it’s hard to hold it still at 80X zoom with no tripod.

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var s1 = new SWFObject(”http://unclegropey.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer/player.swf”,”n1″,”400″,”280″,”7″);
s1.addParam(”allowfullscreen”,”true”);
s1.addParam(”allowscriptaccess”,”always”);
s1.addParam(”wmode”,”opaque”);
s1.addVariable(”id”,”n1″);
s1.addVariable(”controlbar”,”bottom”);
s1.addVariable(”height”,”280″);
s1.addVariable(”playlist”,”none”);
s1.addVariable(”width”,”400″);
s1.addVariable(”autostart”,”false”);
s1.addVariable(”bufferlength”,”1″);
s1.addVariable(”displayclick”,”play”);
s1.addVariable(”icons”,”true”);
s1.addVariable(”linktarget”,”_blank”);
s1.addVariable(”mute”,”false”);
s1.addVariable(”quality”,”true”);
s1.addVariable(”repeat”,”none”);
s1.addVariable(”resizing”,”true”);
s1.addVariable(”shuffle”,”false”);
s1.addVariable(”stretching”,”uniform”);
s1.addVariable(”volume”,”90″);
s1.addVariable(”aboutlink”,”http://www.longtailvideo.com/players/”);
s1.addVariable(”file”,”http://unclegropey.com/bird.flv”);
s1.write(”video1″);

A bird on my power line. It seems to be itchy.

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Vacation: Now It’s Over

Places visited:
Paducah KY
White House TN – u can buy beer 24 hrs there
Little Rock AR
Jasper IN
Memphis TN
Nashville TN
Louisville KY
French Lick IN
Bedford IN – Birthplace of Tessie The Magnificie
Caesar’s Palace IN
Grand Casino Tunica MISS
Horseshoe Casino Tunica MISS
The (almost) whole of Hwy 2 LA
Hope AR
uh some places in IL that i forgot
Covington TN – the birthplace of [...]

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Vacation: Day 1

God Fucking Damn.
The best BBQ is in Memphis… by an order of magnitude over what we’ve ever had. This is not an exaggeration. Come to Beale Street and see…
I love my home state of Texas, and I always thought we did BBQ pretty well, but… no. No. No.
But besides [...]

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Just Observed:

John Goodman looks horrible.

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