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Quake II: Beated

I gotta hand it to the Strogg Leader “Makron”… he was more of a challenge than Armagon was. But luckily I had been hoarding plasma and slugs…
Yeah, I never finished Quake II till now. Do you find that funny? Does that somehow… amuse you? Fuck you.

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Beach Head II

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var s0 = new SWFObject(”http://unclegropey.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer/player.swf”,”n0″,”400″,”280″,”7″);
s0.addParam(”allowfullscreen”,”true”);
s0.addParam(”allowscriptaccess”,”always”);
s0.addParam(”wmode”,”opaque”);
s0.addVariable(”id”,”n0″);
s0.addVariable(”image”,”http://unclegropey.com/bh2.jpeg”);
s0.addVariable(”controlbar”,”bottom”);
s0.addVariable(”height”,”280″);
s0.addVariable(”playlist”,”none”);
s0.addVariable(”width”,”400″);
s0.addVariable(”autostart”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”bufferlength”,”1″);
s0.addVariable(”displayclick”,”play”);
s0.addVariable(”icons”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(”linktarget”,”_blank”);
s0.addVariable(”mute”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”quality”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(”repeat”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”resizing”,”true”);
s0.addVariable(”shuffle”,”false”);
s0.addVariable(”stretching”,”uniform”);
s0.addVariable(”volume”,”90″);
s0.addVariable(”aboutlink”,”http://www.longtailvideo.com/players/”);
s0.addVariable(”file”,”http://unclegropey.com/bh2.flv”);
s0.write(”video0″);

As was usually the case, the c-64 version of the same game was of higher quality and with more polish, but I haven’t found a good solution for capturing video from any of the c-64 emulators yet.
Anyway, Beach Head II by Access for Atari [...]

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Epyx Summer Games

Summer Games by Epyx for Atari 800 is a pretty fun game… I remember it being one of my favorites during those days, and I spent some time today playing some of the best parts of it again.

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var s2 = new SWFObject(”http://unclegropey.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer/player.swf”,”n2″,”400″,”280″,”7″);
s2.addParam(”allowfullscreen”,”true”);
s2.addParam(”allowscriptaccess”,”always”);
s2.addParam(”wmode”,”opaque”);
s2.addVariable(”id”,”n2″);
s2.addVariable(”image”,”http://unclegropey.com/summergames.jpg”);
s2.addVariable(”controlbar”,”bottom”);
s2.addVariable(”height”,”280″);
s2.addVariable(”playlist”,”none”);
s2.addVariable(”width”,”400″);
s2.addVariable(”autostart”,”false”);
s2.addVariable(”bufferlength”,”1″);
s2.addVariable(”displayclick”,”play”);
s2.addVariable(”icons”,”true”);
s2.addVariable(”linktarget”,”_blank”);
s2.addVariable(”mute”,”false”);
s2.addVariable(”quality”,”true”);
s2.addVariable(”repeat”,”none”);
s2.addVariable(”resizing”,”true”);
s2.addVariable(”shuffle”,”false”);
s2.addVariable(”stretching”,”uniform”);
s2.addVariable(”volume”,”90″);
s2.addVariable(”aboutlink”,”http://www.longtailvideo.com/players/”);
s2.addVariable(”file”,”http://unclegropey.com/summergames.swf”);
s2.write(”video2″);

It took me about 10 minutes to [...]

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Hazard Run

Hazard Run from Artworx for Atari 800 kind of sucks.

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var s3 = new SWFObject(”http://unclegropey.com/wordpress/wp-content/plugins/flash-video-player/mediaplayer/player.swf”,”n3″,”400″,”280″,”7″);
s3.addParam(”allowfullscreen”,”true”);
s3.addParam(”allowscriptaccess”,”always”);
s3.addParam(”wmode”,”opaque”);
s3.addVariable(”id”,”n3″);
s3.addVariable(”controlbar”,”bottom”);
s3.addVariable(”height”,”280″);
s3.addVariable(”playlist”,”none”);
s3.addVariable(”width”,”400″);
s3.addVariable(”autostart”,”false”);
s3.addVariable(”bufferlength”,”1″);
s3.addVariable(”displayclick”,”play”);
s3.addVariable(”icons”,”true”);
s3.addVariable(”linktarget”,”_blank”);
s3.addVariable(”mute”,”false”);
s3.addVariable(”quality”,”true”);
s3.addVariable(”repeat”,”none”);
s3.addVariable(”resizing”,”true”);
s3.addVariable(”shuffle”,”false”);
s3.addVariable(”stretching”,”uniform”);
s3.addVariable(”volume”,”90″);
s3.addVariable(”aboutlink”,”http://www.longtailvideo.com/players/”);
s3.addVariable(”file”,”http://unclegropey.com/hazardrun.swf”);
s3.write(”video3″);

For one thing, hitting a chicken will make the General Lee flip over. Second of all, I clearly made the jump across the river, but because I landed funny, the game decides that you [...]

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Ultima III: Beated!

OK, after re-playing Questron a few weeks ago, I decided to go ahead and play Exodus: Ultima III again, but this time instead of a balanced party, I decided to try it with all Wizards and see what happens…
Here’s the deal: I did not use any cheats that you could not have done on the [...]

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