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Win!

Tractor problem: beated!
It took 2 comealongs, 40 feet of chain, a shovel, and a hell of a lot of cranking and re-setting.
Guirrel would have you know that she had already moved it about 5 or 6 feet by the time I got home from work to go help her, and she probably did [...]

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In The Style Of Robbie Burns

Ode To A Dyin Case Fan
O ye complain an ye whine an moan
As Ah set ‘ere listnen’ upon me roller’d throne
An yet still ye cool just about plenty nuff
Whilst ye twist th’ speeder web an the puppy fluff
Ah no ye gon punk rite out some stinkin day
S’ok
Ah’ll skip along to New Egg an replace ye [...]

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Average winnings per session: about $104. This is all at $1/$2 Hold’Em.
Booyah.

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PSA:

AMERICAN IDOL IS FULL OF FUCKING SHIT!
That is all.

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I Broke The Universe

Tonight I gave my pitbull Brody a ham hock and she was happy as a clam. Then it occurred to me: if I gave her a clam, would she be happy as a ham hock?

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