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Just in case your heart is still functioning after the scotch eggs…

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Scotch Eggs

Stevil Knievel, commenter emeritus of Century Research Foundation, who thinks that if it isn’t Scottish, it’s crap, suggested or said something about or wanted some scotch eggs or something.
As an avid and rabid fan of DJ Scotch Egg, this intrigued me, so what the fuck, I did some research and jumped right on [...]

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Fried Boiled Eggs

A few days ago in a thread on CRF, a request was made for someone to document the making/tasting of fried boiled eggs, which was an idea that one of the stoners from that article had, um, hatched.
Here is the fulfillment of that request:

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